Saturday, 12 April 2014

An Open Letter To The Toronto Maple Leafs

Hey guys.



Normally I open with, "How ya doin'?"  But based on how this season wrapped up, I think we already know the answer to that.

I just wanted to let you know that I'm done.

It's over.

I'm out.

No, I'm not referring to this year's season.  I'm talking about my support for the team.

Here, lemme explain...

Y'see, I've been a Leaf fan since birth.  My father raised me on stories of the Big M & the China Wall, of 7-game comebacks and Pyramid Power.  He laid the foundation for a Leaf fan with the classic history.  My uncle took me to my first Leaf game at storied Maple Leaf Gardens in '85, where I saw Wendel Clark score a Gordie Howe hat trick against the Vancouver Canucks.  He brought the team to life for me.  My high school years brought the rabid fan out in me.  Aside from cheering for my hero, John Druce, and his Washington Capitals, it was all Leafs.  All the time.  I remember Cliff Fletcher, Doug Gilmour, Dave Andreychuk, Felix Potvin, Clark, and the '93 run.  Man, that was amazing.

Thru my 20's, I saw my beloved Leafs leave the Gardens for the basketball-built Air Canada Centre.  I watched GM's trade draft picks & prospects for, "The missing piece of the Stanley Cup puzzle" year after year.  And each year, the Cup drought droned on.  After Harold Ballard died, I watched the team be acquired by the teacher's union, and this seemed a corporate turning point for the organization.  Now, "Pal Hal" was never one to pass up on a dollar (he renovated the Gardens and made the seats narrower to fit more fans in the building), but there was now a different feel from the Leafs' roster moves.  As the playoff losses mounted, a theory came forth that the teacher's were more concerned with the team's dollar value than on ice success.  I never put much thought into this theory of dollars over titles until a good friend and I journeyed to the ACC to see the Leafs host the now-hated Ottawa Senators back around 2000.  Our tickets said, "Obstructed view" but we assumed we'd have to lean around a support pillar or duck under a cross beam.  Boy, that would've been a treat compared to what we had.  When seated, we couldn't see 1/3 of the ice, as it was blocked by the protruding pub on the level.  Basketball sight lines do not translate well into hockey ones.  As awful as our seats were (we snuck to the standing room area shortly after the National Anthem for a much better view), there were at least 20 seats in our section that were deeper into that corner with even less view of the game.

That was the first chink in the armour.

It's no secret that paying to see a live sporting event ain't cheap, but the Leafs took it to another level.  According to this > http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/puck-daddy/nhl-teams-most-expensive-cheapest-tickets-135920048--nhl.html , the average seat for a Toronto Maple Leaf home game will set you back $369.  That's per game, per seat, folks.  The second most expensive is the Chicago Blackhawks who, after winning their second Stanley Cup in 4 years, raised theirs to $314.  Which begs the question, "How does a team that hasn't appeared in a Stanley Cup final since '67, let alone won one, justify charging approx. 15% more for tickets than the most recent Stanley Cup champion?"


"Because they can."

Here's really where the essence of my split with the Leafs lies. I understand that pro sports is a multi-million dollar business, but in its heart it's pure competition.  Most pro teams have a single owner, and this owner has made their fortune in some other field.  Being a part of a pro sport is more about ego than dollars. I know, I know; It's still business.  There'll always be dollar signs in their eyes as well.  Most of 'em really want a winner on the scoreboard.  There are a couple of publicly-owned teams as well, and they're clearly motivated to put a winning product in front of their hundreds of thousands of owners.  Once the Maple Leafs were bought by a group whose sole purpose was to protect and increase Ontario teachers' pension fund, the team took on a different feel for this fan.  Now, every move felt more about the organization's fiscal bottom line than on-ice success.  And, $369 for one game???  I can get Toronto Argonauts season tickets for less than that!

Ah yes...The Toronto Argonauts.
Y'see, the ridiculous ticket prices for the Maple Leafs opened the door for another pro sports team to win my heart.  My evolution as an Argos fan is really quite simple.  The same buddy I went to the Leafs game with suggested coming up to see an Argos playoff game.  The team played up tempo, with some heavy collisions, crazy catches, and electric fans.  After the game, I wondered aloud how much season tickets might be.  My buddy checked it out - $228.  So, 2/3rds the price of a single Leafs game gets me an entire season of nine home games, no 'loser point' (Really frustrates me how the NHL awards points for losing!), and I can practically pick my seat in the stadium?  Where do I sign up???  I've just renewed my Argos tix for my ninth season, and in the previous eight years, I've met some awesome fans, expanded our season ticket group to seven, got to interact with the players at a jersey launch, got to work on a fan blog (www.ArgosEndZone.com), and witness two Grey Cups in person, with the Argos winning it all in 2012.

There's the rub, isn't it?  I've seen the Argos win a league championship.  Live.  In person.  They've actually won six in my lifetime.

The Argos have been fan-first in every interaction I've had with 'em.  Players are available and humble, tickets are reasonably priced (actually had a price reduction after a couple of poor seasons & converting our seats to benches where I sit), and every game matters.  Sure, you could argue that the Maple Leafs are the #1 draw in Toronto & don't need to do any of this, but as a fan, which organization would you rather support?

I still love hockey.  I'll always love hockey.  There's not another game in the world that combines speed, strength, and skill like hockey.  However, I've bought my last piece of Toronto Maple Leaf merchandise.  I've shared my last pitcher anxiously watching the Toronto Maple Leafs at a bar.  I've rearranged my last work or social calendar around a Toronto Maple Leaf playoff game.  I still respect the Leaf fans that are sticking with the team, and I'll always be a Wendel Clark fan, but with the unattainable ticket prices, an indifferent front office, the lack of on-ice success, and other options for my fan attention and dollars, I am respectfully discharging myself from your ranks.  Maybe I'll start supporting another team in a year or two, but for now, I'm just gonna enjoy the game from the perspective of a nomadic fan.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the CFL season is right around the corner, and I've got a blog post to research.



Monday, 17 March 2014

Monday Morning Music - Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Monday Morning Music is whatever tune I've got in my head when I wake up.

Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up To Boston


"I'm Shipping Up to Boston" is a song with lyrics written by the folk singer Woody Guthrie and music written and performed by the Celtic punk band Dropkick Murphys. It appeared on their 2005 album, The Warrior's Code.  The single is the band's most successful to date and was certified platinum.  The video features the Dropkick Murphys performing the song on the waterfront in East Boston. The band is also seen "hanging out" with hooligans while being chased by Boston police officers. The song's simple lyrics describe a sailor who had lost a leg climbing the topsail, and is shipping up to Boston to "find my wooden leg."

Enjoy!

Monday, 17 February 2014

Monday Morning Music - Are You Okay Annie?

Monday Morning Music is whatever tune I've got in my head when I wake up.

Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson


 "Smooth Criminal" is the seventh single from Michael Jackson's 1987 Bad album. The song contains a fast-paced beat intertwined with Jackson's lyrics about a woman named Annie, who has been attacked in her apartment by a "smooth" assailant. 

"Smooth Criminal" is a song written by Michael Jackson and co-produced with Quincy Jones. Two early versions of the song were written by Jackson in 1985 and the original demo was recorded in 1986. The first song was called "Chicago 1945" which evolved into "Al Capone" (which was later released on the Bad 25th anniversary edition of the album). This version didn't make the album and was re-worked and re-written as "Smooth Criminal".

It was covered (successfully, in my opinion) by Alien Ant Farm in 2001.


Enjoy!

Monday, 13 January 2014

Monday Morning Music - What Did You Say?

Monday Morning Music is whatever tune I've got in my head when I wake up.

Pantera - Walk


 "Walk" is a song and the fourth single from Pantera's sixth album Vulgar Display of Power.  The riff for "Walk" is played in a time signature of 12/8.[1] Dimebag Darrell played the riff at a soundcheck during the tour for Cowboys from Hell and the rest of the band loved it. Phil Anselmo said that message of the song was "Take your fucking attitude and take a fuckin' walk with that. Keep that shit away from me".[1] His message was aimed at friends that treated the band differently when they arrived home after touring for Cowboys from Hell.

 The song is considered to be one of the band's best tracks and is also the band's most well known song to both Pantera fans and casual listeners.

 Wrestling fans will also remember the song used as Rob Van Dam's entrance theme during his ECW days.





Enjoy!

Monday, 6 January 2014

Monday Morning Music - And I Always Pay For Your Drycleaning

Monday Morning Music is whatever tune I've got in my head when I wake up.


Natalie Portman's Rap - The Lonely Island

http://vimeo.com/51268555


Natalie Portman hosted Saturday Night Live on March 4, 2006.[62] In a SNL Digital Short, she portrays herself as an angry gangsta rapper (with Andy Samberg as her Flavor Flav-esque partner in Viking garb) during a faux-interview with Chris Parnell, saying she cheated at Harvard University while high on marijuana and cocaine.[63] The song, titled "Natalie's Rap," was released – alongside other sketches from the show – in 2009 on Incredibad, an album by the Lonely Island  

Sorry, the YouTube videos aren't up to snuff, so click on the vimeo link to enjoy some gold.

Enjoy!

Monday, 16 December 2013

Monday Morning Music - Two Minutes Later

Monday Morning Music is whatever tune I've got in my head when I wake up.

Duran Duran - Girls On Film


"Girls on Film" is the third single by Duran Duran, released on 13 July 1981.

The single became Duran Duran's Top 10 breakthrough in the UK Singles Chart, peaking at Number 5 in July 1981. Its success was particularly gratifying for the band, who had personally selected it for release following the failure of its predecessor, "Careless Memories", which had been chosen by their record company, EMI. Its popularity provided a major boost to sales of the band's eponymous debut album, Duran Duran, which had been released a month earlier.

The song did not chart in the United States on its initial release, but it became popular and widely known after receiving heavy airplay on MTV when the Duran Duran album was re-issued in 1983.

 "Girls on Film" was originally written by Andy Wickett, one of Duran Duran's previous singers before Simon Le Bon. The original demo of the song has a very peculiar sound that differs somewhat from the final album version recorded in 1981. However, Wickett's version of the chorus remained, with very little change having been made to that part of the song's composition. When Wickett left the band, Duran Duran bought the song from him for £600 and made him sign a waiver removing his rights to the song.

 The video was made with directing duo Godley & Creme at Shepperton Studios in July 1981. It was filmed just weeks before MTV was launched in the United States and before anyone knew what an impact the music channel would have on the industry. The band expected the "Girls on Film" video to be played in the newer nightclubs that had video screens, or on pay-TV channels like the Playboy Channel. The raunchy video created an uproar, and it was consequently banned by the BBC and heavily edited for its original run on MTV; the band unabashedly enjoyed and capitalised on the controversy.

Enjoy!

Monday, 9 December 2013

Monday Morning Music - Everything's A Little Clearer In The Light Of Day

Monday Morning Music is whatever tune I've got in my head when I wake up.

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band


 "Afternoon Delight" is a song recorded by Starland Vocal Band, featuring close harmony and sexually suggestive wordplay.  Danoff's fellow bandmember and then-wife Kathy "Taffy" Nivert told at least one audience that the title came from a spicy menu item of the same name at Clyde's restaurant in Georgetown.[1] Danoff enjoyed writing the song and downplayed the somewhat controversial lyrics, saying, "I didn't want to write an all-out sex song ... I just wanted to write something that was fun and hinted at sex."

 Matthew Wilkening of AOL Radio ranked the song at #26 on the list of the 100 Worst Songs Ever, stating, "If [Danoff] can sing this cheesy song, and still somehow get some in the middle of the workday, we bow to him."

But let's face it, we ALL think of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy when we hear this mess.


Enjoy!